smut about the iniquitus quagmire

friends, romans, and, countrymen!
yeehaw
trouble a brewin' in the backwoods yall

A new grassroots movement is a hankerin up in the boonies about the iniquitus quagmire
thicker than the mud about the okefenokee

More crawdads, fiddlers, and other crabs

intchn and a hankerin to get out to da lime light!

IN LA its country western
in florida the excuse
for being"real" with you is "tis the deep south yall"

however this is where our story began
or is it?

Either I've been scouted out, recruited, or stalked for the purpose of kidnapping and bloody murder! its bloody HELL! (W/BRITISH ACCENT)
ONE CAN FIND A SOLACE ANYWHERE I SUPPOSE

Born IN THE MIDST OF ADVERSITY
THE TROUBLED WATERS OF THE QUAGMIRE
INHABITED BY PESTILENCE AND PREDATOR
SURVIVAL OF THE FITEST

TURBULANT TIDES INCREASE ON THE SHALLOW SIDE
THE CONSPIRACY
AGAINST ME AND MY PEOPLE
WHOMEVER THEY MAY BE
THE CONSPIRACY COOKED UP JUST RIGHT
THE INTENSITY OF THE BEING PULLED INCRESED NOW TO MULTIPLE TIMES A SECOND SEEMS SENSELESS AND FUTILE
BUT ONE MUST MAINTAIN
ADAPT AND OVERCOME

IN THE NEWS TODAY
THE SOULS OF YOUR CHILDREN MAY BE GETTING STOMPED ON AND TORCHERED
THEFTS AND KIDNAPPINGS ON THE RISE

WELL AS WE WERE
AS REPORTED EARLIER
THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED IT IS JUST MORE APPARENT
SIGNS OF MAKING SOME HEADWAY
IN MY INVESTIGATION
HIDING OUT OVER HERE WITH MY HOMIES IN KRACKER COUNTRY HAS PROVEN TO BE QUITE INTERESTING
WITH HOPES OF REMOVING MYSELF FROM THE AREA ALL TOGETHER
PAST AND PRESENT
WITH ALL KINDS OF CRIMES IN THE WORLD BEING COMMITTED AGAINST ME INFANTICIDE, HOMICIDE, BLACK ON BLACK CRIME, HATE CRIMES RACE CRIMES OF EVERY TYPE
EVEN PEOPLE IN THE BOONDOCKS CRAVE STARDOM!
WITH MYSELF BEING A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR WRITER/ENTERTAINER
I HAVE ALL THE HOMMIES KNOCKING MY DOOR DOWN NOW!
OR ARE THEY?
ONLY IN THE SPIRIT
WHERE THERE IS ALLEGEDLY ONLY PEACE AND TRANQUILITY, AND LIBERTY
NOW THE LORD IS THAT SPIRIT AND WHERE THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD IS THERE IS LIBERTY
AND APPARENTLY A LITTLE OF SOMETHING ELSE!

ON WARD MARCH!