Wednesday, August 15, 2007

HMMMM SO TODAY I FIND SOLACE IN THE FACT THAT THEY BROUGHT IN A BOX OF POPEYES CHICKEN

WAITING FOR DINNER AGAIN SEEMS PARTICULARLY HARD AS IT DID WHEN I WAS A CHILD
"MOM JUST WHEN IS DINNER GOING TO BE READY..."
MOM WOULD SAY...
"WHEN ITS READY!"
"MOM YOU KNOW A TIME BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY..."
"SOON!", MOM WOULD REPLY AGAIN.

BEING MORE MATURER THAN THEN I MUST SIT AND WAIT AS IF ALL IS WELL.
AS YOU MATURE YOU ALSO ACQUIRE THE SKILL
TO MAKE THE SITUATION WELL
TILL YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE, THE FORCES THAT BE ARE CONVINCED THAT IT ISSS WELL!
IT MAKES OTHERS ANGRY
THE EBB AND FLOW OF LIFE
JUST HOW CAN THEY JUST SIT THERE LIKE EVERTHING IS ALL SMILES AND SUNSHINE
SINGIN' AND DANCIN' LAUGH'N AND PLAYN'
MY ANSWER TO THAT IS
WELL
YOU GOTTA LIVE SOMETIME
YOU LEARN WELL ENOUGH
OR SOON ENOUGH
YOU LEARN IN TIME
AS THEY SAY TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS
FOR THE JUST AND FOR THE ROGUE
...
THE CAGE WITHIN

FREE TO WALK AROUND BUT FAR FROM WHERE ONE DESIRES
FREE TO MOVE TO SING AND TO DANCE
BUT AGAIN YOU MUCH RATHER BE IN THE COMPANY OF THE ADMIRED
THE ELITE THE UPPER ECHELON OF THE SOCIETY'
OR AT LEAST DECENT FOLK.
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE
I GUESS I'LL LEAVE THAT ONE ALONE

ALONE. I THOUGHT I COULD SPEND TIME ALONE
JUST TO GET MY HEAD TOGETHER
TO FIND MYSELF ALWAYS HAVING EXTRA VISITORS

SHARING MY BODY WITH ME.

AND PASSING WHAT THEY FIND AROUND!
UNBELIEVABLE!
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE...

CREATURES FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE POPPING UP IN ME.
FIND OUT MORE BY READING MY BOOK
"THE CAGE WITHIN"
AND "THE CAGE"

TA TA!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Okay now that was yesterday (Entrapped)...

"So there you are sir you are all set !
fit as a fiddle.
you are ready for the world!"

Gasp!
Whoosh!
(on lookers)
"what is it is it a natural phenomenon or a spiritual epidemic."
"That guy was standing there then
he was taken away right before our very eyes in a black cloudy swirl
Look ED like a tornado"


LATER
"Just my luck" said the guy who was taken up in the black cloud.


"a personal tornado?"
attending medic: "Personal pan pizza to personal tornadoes"
"now That I'd rather have"
"What would they think of next?" said while shaking the head
The have it your way generation
Tisk Tisk
Toast
What was that
I fell like toast
hooray
Who are we toasting!

Nurse: So where was he this time

He ended up in ...
THE CAGE

anD THAT'S ALL
FOR MORE PLEASE PICK UP A COPY OF MY BOOK "THE
Cage" or the movie.
Also pAlease by all means see my movie MR. GREENAGE.

tA tA FOR NOW

ENTRAPPED

... Oh my God! Like people are supposed to be living like that!!!

Supposedly
(What's that all about?)

Today I shrieked in horror At both the thought and the sight of the black pull bag in the closet. Again as if its supposed to be that way...

1. @ 1st it reminded me of how I walked around for 5 long years pulling luggage around in california.

Me caring my house around I mean my Pink Barbie tent, my pink Barbie back pack and etc.

2. upon seeing the black bag I asked "Whose is it, Where is it from?
I was informed that it was from when my little girls traveled from california to florida with out me.
See article "L.A. FLAW IN FOLLYWOOD" for more details.
you know the rest.

Then I was thinking about how I needed to go too the 300 bldg area for something
Where DCF is in St. Petersburg

When I was last in florida before my trip to the midnight train to Georgia inspired state . Hell is to good of a place to call California,
Recently I had run across a paper from DCF IN florida when the children needed some type of health insurance or something through the state of Florida we all had to go there. Such a different expeirence from what goes on now and starting in 2003. OH how everything was so honkey dorey then.
OH how their tune changed
they get so stupid and so stank with me over the phone about my children
Ofcourse I'm suing.
They DCF are extremely uncooperative.

The moron agency gives me the run around about the case in double jeopardy.

They keep sending me back and forth between offices and states over who should give me,

now GIVE ME
MY own children.

Pleasant dreams. or pleasant screams.



Tuesday, August 7, 2007

"The Guest Who's Coming to Dinner (Like it or Not)!"

John... Marge... its been along time...
We hardly ever...
walks in unwanted rogue: "yeah uh, I was just saying the same thing we come over to laugh at you guys ...
When we last left off we were discussing moments like this one ...
John and Marge being interrupted by unwanted guest who'dve thought the whole world would be over run or run over by unwanted rogues, obnoxious ghost. They stink.
Barging in on the most intimate of moments to put their two cents in and to leave their stench they just wanna be remembered.
Ghost with severe mental health problems with out a mental health hospital or penitentiary or asylum to hold them.
Yeah sure they have witchcraft charges, and sure they get A #1 first class dungeon treatment straight from out of the middle ages and then some which is probably where most of these rogues are from .
I mean child please
Can they let poor lil ol MISUDASTOOD T9E from St. Pete be? With all of this grotesque nauseating, crass, nerd if you don't know by now you will never ever know it all ghost flying around on this planet puffing peoples circumstance up so much they end up making the person queen of the universe by bringing the most unexpected catastrophes to us.

So my beauties fly and swirl like the most ornate and beautiful melodic wind chime that could ever grace all creation in all existence, the queens and kings of the planet!

What some call a curse others call an organized crime ring.

A group plotting against us to cause us to rise and to meet our demise so that they could have a piece of the pie!.

Cities of gold, gold records, we have a lot to offer to the world.

Before we, I Mother Superior and her Cherubims and Seraphims. Float away to our golden land to live forever in comfort and peace.

BOOM! Then I woke up that night with the news of those heinous thieves locking my children into torture chambers and still today.
Dropping in to see what I'm typing, who I'm talking to what I am doing in general
all day 24 hours 7 days a week in addition to pulling my lovely scrumptions back and forth through the air throughout the day and all through out the night

There ought to be a law!

In the mean time in the physical realm I and my children are needing food water clothing and shelter.
I'll be seeking employment with all of this buzzing around going on in Florida.
Hopefully I will be back to business as usual instead of that ridicules louse lifestyle they were ridiculously imposing upon me in California. Pulling all kinds of tricks to keep me looking bad and being in bad circumstances.
Hells to good of a place to tell those Nerd Pirates to go.

So I’m Still Being Haunted

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

So I’m Still Being Haunted

So as I left off saying...
[Whoosh!] (flying in center stage while talking . Em, em.)

they took me!
To jail!
Refused to allow me to talk in court. Poor Arnie, that is Arnold Swartzeneggar wasted his time,
uh his office that is, wasted their time sending me a pardon from those heinous charges. Again
they said that I and my children were breaking the law by living in the car. Problem being we
were seeking help and ... that is seeking help for housing by the by Ps I was uninformed of the
fact that in California if you need help it means that you have a drug addiction problem. There I
said it!
And what do I have to show for it...
Stillll waiting stilll waiiitiiiing for The case to go away!
Ahhhh Gasp!
Unbelievable
Been waiting on the USA courts to communicate properly

They just start yelling screaming
being disrespectful, curt, tactless, tacky, dimwitted and rude and so on and so forth! .
WHO IS THEY
...To say the least
How be it so ever,
Be though as it may
I have a new dilima
And yeah I know I know I been the Pharo, a prophet, a minister, a mother. I been the High muck
a muck in all but I am still stuck.
The good news is I have some where to stay
after living outside for 4 years like it was okay.

But that stuff from L.A.
STILL HANGS OVER MY HEAD!

POOR LIL OLMISSUNDASTOOD T9E!

And another thing, I’m Still Being Haunted.

So I was asleep one night when, BOOM! I had a shock to the system!
Upon hearing the news I felt a blast from the center of the chest from the inside out
shortness of breath
Then I guess
my heart began to race
after feeling all hallowed out
as if I was with out a heart
Needless to say I am all heart
and I felt distraught
I was with out time to dilly dally
I had to get to work

My spirit babies were again being tossed to and fro in the wind
being tortured As if people are supposed to be treated like that.
Surely there has gotta be a law.

Then to add further insult to injury
They the heinous doubtful rogues came in stomping on my little ones. that was 5 weeks ago.
The first that I had ever heard of or seen such a thing.
It made me sick to my stomach.

I had to think on my feet to get them to quit
But they keep coming back,

And so it continues today
while the other stuff thetas hanging over my head continues
So then the identity theft, party pooper, conspiring ghost. Followed me as they have darn near
most of my life. Why for a slice of the pie.
Again I’m a writer, songs literature etc.
You know the rest.

So they wanna have the fame, the fortune, the attention, the lime light, at our expense!

Scary so they follow me trying to catch me writing songs wanting song writers credits wanting
credit in general with out me.

Strong arming me with torture.

Again I say there ought ta be a law!

This is the same world where they allowed people to set me up to have my two little girls taken
from me and had us all living outside in the car as if it were okay. Being followed by ghost of all
nationalities and of all times.
And other stuff okay,
we had money
but hey whaaat about fair housing acts in such
freedom from housing discrimination.
And etc.
After being stranded we had it all
2 count em 2 housing vouchers
UNEMPLOYMENT
So on and so forth and etc.

But hey they gotta wanna let you stay some where.
They more to the story
Refer to the rest at WWW.JADAJORDAN.COM.

Stay tuned as I deal with more spirits that are “shot slap the heck out!”
Out to lunch

Yada Yada Yada so on and so forth.

See you next time for more MAD CAP CAPERS, MISCHIEF, AND OTHER OVERWHELMING THINGS

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