ROBBERY IN BROAD DAY LIGHT!

TO WHOMEVER IT WAS WHO WHO MADE OUR PLANET...I WANT TO BE ALONE OR DO I...

getting shit to quit quick! -Because Tis Narnia Bizness!

yes tis time to find out whom are the tride and the true!
Tis the season to decifer determine amoungst the ranks of the upper echelon

to the lowly, whom are neighborly to us and within us
What resolve will you meet!
One of these kids is... doing his own thing! Okay!


Yes I caN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY IN THIS BUCKET WITH ALL THE CRABS IN IT!

iN ALL THE WORLD WHERE THERE ARE OTHER FISH IN THE SEA
LORD HAVE MERCY!
THEY CLING TO ME!
i CAN SEE ALL OF THE CRABS CLAWING AROUND SCUFFLING SCHUCKING AND JIVING FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP OF THE PILE
WHILE ALL THE WHILE
SOME WITH EFFORTS OF CLIMBING OUT
THEY PULL EACH OTHER DOWN
i'M ABOUT TO RISE TO THE SURFACE AND POP OUT!

AGAIN IN MY CASE THIS ONE KEY REOCCURRING THEME...
MY BUSINESS
AND FOLK NEEDING TO FOLLOW RULE NUMBER 10:2
TEND TO YOUR OWN AFFAIRS
tHAT'S RIGHT ATTEND UNTO YOUR OWN AFFAIRS
AND WASH YA DIRTY UNDERWARES

sO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET GETTING STANK WITH ME SIMULTANEOUSLY
TIS RIDICULOUS
HOW'D YA GET THIS AND HOW'D YA GET THAT
i WANNA i WANT IT
sTILL SWIMMING IN IT AND IT KEEPS PILLING ON THICK GET
AS TO HOW IT IS THAT THEY ARE UNABLE TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS.
BEING FOLLOWED BY FAMILIAR SPIRITS AND UNFAMILIAR SPIRITS ALIKE
BY THE MILLIONS?????????
MILE AFTER COUNTRY FREAKIN' MILE
i HAVE TECHNICALLY BEEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD TRYING TO FIND A SOLACE!
DELIVERANCE FROM THE CONJURED SOULS WHO CONJURE
THE SOUL CHILD OF THE SUN
MADE FROM THE FATHER UP ABOVE

i AM STILL MARCHING ONWARD
TO THAT'S RIGHT
THATS WHAT i SAID
TO GET SHIT TO QUIT!
I KNOW ITS A LITTLE CRASS
BUT IS EVERY ASS
THAT IS FOLLOWING ME TO BUG THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME.
I LIKE HELL
LEAVE IT BE!
uPON FUTHER REVIEW THE PHRASE SOUND ALL TO CRASS FOR ME


WHICH MEANS THAT'S RIGHT
IT HIGH TIME FOR CHOICE WORDS TIME!

I AM A QUIET RESERVED INDIVIDUAL
JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING

I JUST SO HAPPEN TO WRITE NUMBER ON MULTI-PLATINUM HIT SONGS MULT-MILLION DOLLAR SONGS THAT GO GOLD!
SO THAT ICAN DO JUST LIKE EVERYBODYELSE
HALLELUJAH AMEN AND THAT IS
HAVE HOUSE FOOD WATER CLOTHING AND SEX AAAAMEN!
JUST LIKE EVERYBODYELSE!
wHAT I HAVE AS WE USED TO SAY IN THE HOOD IS NARNIA BIZNESSS OR NUN YA BIZ
NESS
MY LIFE IN GENERAL THUS FAR HAS BEEN ONE BIG KIDNAPPING WITH THE PERPETRATOR INTENDING TO COMMIT MURDER.

ERASING MY LIVE AWAY AND GETTING AWAY WITH THE SPOILS
IT IS TIME TO REGULATE AND TERMINATE IS MY RESOLUTION.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.

pROBLEM cHILD

So all in all I had a ball.

A "normal" child hood.
I ate regular meals
I lived in a home with 2 parents
a couple of family sedans (that's sedans as opposed to Satan)
Shepperd
family owned property
large ancient oak trees a few centuries old

kept to myself
followed the rules of
good sense and common curtisies

average grades
with above average mentality
attended college
grades got even better!

Years ducking and dodging
doing the right thang! instead of the damn thang okay!
For what
to be locked in the house now for 4 weeks straight

With spirits following me
being haunted my invisible some once visible children being trapped in torcher chambers
well at least they're famous
The price we pay for fame and fortune
Or some people are just really really talented and are worth alot of money!

Just reflecting this tragic horrific year kicked off with me ending up in jail!

Prepare for the worst but always do your best

me ennuii

LINES

STILL UNEMPLOYED OF ALL THE LINES THAT ONE CAN BE IN
...

HMMMM SO TODAY I FIND SOLACE IN THE FACT THAT THEY BROUGHT IN A BOX OF POPEYES CHICKEN

WAITING FOR DINNER AGAIN SEEMS PARTICULARLY HARD AS IT DID WHEN I WAS A CHILD
"MOM JUST WHEN IS DINNER GOING TO BE READY..."
MOM WOULD SAY...
"WHEN ITS READY!"
"MOM YOU KNOW A TIME BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY..."
"SOON!", MOM WOULD REPLY AGAIN.

BEING MORE MATURER THAN THEN I MUST SIT AND WAIT AS IF ALL IS WELL.
AS YOU MATURE YOU ALSO ACQUIRE THE SKILL
TO MAKE THE SITUATION WELL
TILL YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE, THE FORCES THAT BE ARE CONVINCED THAT IT ISSS WELL!
IT MAKES OTHERS ANGRY
THE EBB AND FLOW OF LIFE
JUST HOW CAN THEY JUST SIT THERE LIKE EVERTHING IS ALL SMILES AND SUNSHINE
SINGIN' AND DANCIN' LAUGH'N AND PLAYN'
MY ANSWER TO THAT IS
WELL
YOU GOTTA LIVE SOMETIME
YOU LEARN WELL ENOUGH
OR SOON ENOUGH
YOU LEARN IN TIME
AS THEY SAY TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS
FOR THE JUST AND FOR THE ROGUE
...
THE CAGE WITHIN

FREE TO WALK AROUND BUT FAR FROM WHERE ONE DESIRES
FREE TO MOVE TO SING AND TO DANCE
BUT AGAIN YOU MUCH RATHER BE IN THE COMPANY OF THE ADMIRED
THE ELITE THE UPPER ECHELON OF THE SOCIETY'
OR AT LEAST DECENT FOLK.
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE
I GUESS I'LL LEAVE THAT ONE ALONE

ALONE. I THOUGHT I COULD SPEND TIME ALONE
JUST TO GET MY HEAD TOGETHER
TO FIND MYSELF ALWAYS HAVING EXTRA VISITORS

SHARING MY BODY WITH ME.

AND PASSING WHAT THEY FIND AROUND!
UNBELIEVABLE!
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE...

CREATURES FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE POPPING UP IN ME.
FIND OUT MORE BY READING MY BOOK
"THE CAGE WITHIN"
AND "THE CAGE"

TA TA!

Okay now that was yesterday (Entrapped)...

"So there you are sir you are all set !
fit as a fiddle.
you are ready for the world!"

Gasp!
Whoosh!
(on lookers)
"what is it is it a natural phenomenon or a spiritual epidemic."
"That guy was standing there then
he was taken away right before our very eyes in a black cloudy swirl
Look ED like a tornado"


LATER
"Just my luck" said the guy who was taken up in the black cloud.


"a personal tornado?"
attending medic: "Personal pan pizza to personal tornadoes"
"now That I'd rather have"
"What would they think of next?" said while shaking the head
The have it your way generation
Tisk Tisk
Toast
What was that
I fell like toast
hooray
Who are we toasting!

Nurse: So where was he this time

He ended up in ...
THE CAGE

anD THAT'S ALL
FOR MORE PLEASE PICK UP A COPY OF MY BOOK "THE
Cage" or the movie.
Also pAlease by all means see my movie MR. GREENAGE.

tA tA FOR NOW

ENTRAPPED

... Oh my God! Like people are supposed to be living like that!!!

Supposedly
(What's that all about?)

Today I shrieked in horror At both the thought and the sight of the black pull bag in the closet. Again as if its supposed to be that way...

1. @ 1st it reminded me of how I walked around for 5 long years pulling luggage around in california.

Me caring my house around I mean my Pink Barbie tent, my pink Barbie back pack and etc.

2. upon seeing the black bag I asked "Whose is it, Where is it from?
I was informed that it was from when my little girls traveled from california to florida with out me.
See article "L.A. FLAW IN FOLLYWOOD" for more details.
you know the rest.

Then I was thinking about how I needed to go too the 300 bldg area for something
Where DCF is in St. Petersburg

When I was last in florida before my trip to the midnight train to Georgia inspired state . Hell is to good of a place to call California,
Recently I had run across a paper from DCF IN florida when the children needed some type of health insurance or something through the state of Florida we all had to go there. Such a different expeirence from what goes on now and starting in 2003. OH how everything was so honkey dorey then.
OH how their tune changed
they get so stupid and so stank with me over the phone about my children
Ofcourse I'm suing.
They DCF are extremely uncooperative.

The moron agency gives me the run around about the case in double jeopardy.

They keep sending me back and forth between offices and states over who should give me,

now GIVE ME
MY own children.

Pleasant dreams. or pleasant screams.

"The Guest Who's Coming to Dinner (Like it or Not)!"

John... Marge... its been along time...
We hardly ever...
walks in unwanted rogue: "yeah uh, I was just saying the same thing we come over to laugh at you guys ...
When we last left off we were discussing moments like this one ...
John and Marge being interrupted by unwanted guest who'dve thought the whole world would be over run or run over by unwanted rogues, obnoxious ghost. They stink.
Barging in on the most intimate of moments to put their two cents in and to leave their stench they just wanna be remembered.
Ghost with severe mental health problems with out a mental health hospital or penitentiary or asylum to hold them.
Yeah sure they have witchcraft charges, and sure they get A #1 first class dungeon treatment straight from out of the middle ages and then some which is probably where most of these rogues are from .
I mean child please
Can they let poor lil ol MISUDASTOOD T9E from St. Pete be? With all of this grotesque nauseating, crass, nerd if you don't know by now you will never ever know it all ghost flying around on this planet puffing peoples circumstance up so much they end up making the person queen of the universe by bringing the most unexpected catastrophes to us.

So my beauties fly and swirl like the most ornate and beautiful melodic wind chime that could ever grace all creation in all existence, the queens and kings of the planet!

What some call a curse others call an organized crime ring.

A group plotting against us to cause us to rise and to meet our demise so that they could have a piece of the pie!.

Cities of gold, gold records, we have a lot to offer to the world.

Before we, I Mother Superior and her Cherubims and Seraphims. Float away to our golden land to live forever in comfort and peace.

BOOM! Then I woke up that night with the news of those heinous thieves locking my children into torture chambers and still today.
Dropping in to see what I'm typing, who I'm talking to what I am doing in general
all day 24 hours 7 days a week in addition to pulling my lovely scrumptions back and forth through the air throughout the day and all through out the night

There ought to be a law!

In the mean time in the physical realm I and my children are needing food water clothing and shelter.
I'll be seeking employment with all of this buzzing around going on in Florida.
Hopefully I will be back to business as usual instead of that ridicules louse lifestyle they were ridiculously imposing upon me in California. Pulling all kinds of tricks to keep me looking bad and being in bad circumstances.
Hells to good of a place to tell those Nerd Pirates to go.

So I’m Still Being Haunted

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

So I’m Still Being Haunted

So as I left off saying...
[Whoosh!] (flying in center stage while talking . Em, em.)

they took me!
To jail!
Refused to allow me to talk in court. Poor Arnie, that is Arnold Swartzeneggar wasted his time,
uh his office that is, wasted their time sending me a pardon from those heinous charges. Again
they said that I and my children were breaking the law by living in the car. Problem being we
were seeking help and ... that is seeking help for housing by the by Ps I was uninformed of the
fact that in California if you need help it means that you have a drug addiction problem. There I
said it!
And what do I have to show for it...
Stillll waiting stilll waiiitiiiing for The case to go away!
Ahhhh Gasp!
Unbelievable
Been waiting on the USA courts to communicate properly

They just start yelling screaming
being disrespectful, curt, tactless, tacky, dimwitted and rude and so on and so forth! .
WHO IS THEY
...To say the least
How be it so ever,
Be though as it may
I have a new dilima
And yeah I know I know I been the Pharo, a prophet, a minister, a mother. I been the High muck
a muck in all but I am still stuck.
The good news is I have some where to stay
after living outside for 4 years like it was okay.

But that stuff from L.A.
STILL HANGS OVER MY HEAD!

POOR LIL OL’ MISSUNDASTOOD T9E!

And another thing, I’m Still Being Haunted.

So I was asleep one night when, BOOM! I had a shock to the system!
Upon hearing the news I felt a blast from the center of the chest from the inside out
shortness of breath
Then I guess
my heart began to race
after feeling all hallowed out
as if I was with out a heart
Needless to say I am all heart
and I felt distraught
I was with out time to dilly dally
I had to get to work

My spirit babies were again being tossed to and fro in the wind
being tortured As if people are supposed to be treated like that.
Surely there has gotta be a law.

Then to add further insult to injury
They the heinous doubtful rogues came in stomping on my little ones. that was 5 weeks ago.
The first that I had ever heard of or seen such a thing.
It made me sick to my stomach.

I had to think on my feet to get them to quit
But they keep coming back,

And so it continues today
while the other stuff thetas hanging over my head continues
So then the identity theft, party pooper, conspiring ghost. Followed me as they have darn near
most of my life. Why for a slice of the pie.
Again I’m a writer, songs literature etc.
You know the rest.

So they wanna have the fame, the fortune, the attention, the lime light, at our expense!

Scary so they follow me trying to catch me writing songs wanting song writers credits wanting
credit in general with out me.

Strong arming me with torture.

Again I say there ought ta be a law!

This is the same world where they allowed people to set me up to have my two little girls taken
from me and had us all living outside in the car as if it were okay. Being followed by ghost of all
nationalities and of all times.
And other stuff okay,
we had money
but hey whaaat about fair housing acts in such
freedom from housing discrimination.
And etc.
After being stranded we had it all
2 count em 2 housing vouchers
UNEMPLOYMENT
So on and so forth and etc.

But hey they gotta wanna let you stay some where.
They more to the story
Refer to the rest at WWW.JADAJORDAN.COM.

Stay tuned as I deal with more spirits that are “shot slap the heck out!”
Out to lunch

Yada Yada Yada so on and so forth.

See you next time for more MAD CAP CAPERS, MISCHIEF, AND OTHER OVERWHELMING THINGS

In...

YAHOO! Adventures and Misery of the Grinchy Grouch Filled Whoville being traveled by the Lost Boys of Never Never Land in Babylon 5 Gypped by Gypsies in the Chronical Land of Narnia Escape from the Iniquitous Quagmire of Quandaries-WARPED TIME WARP!

SO THE ANYWAY THE SAGA CONTINUES

WHEN WE LEFT OFF POOR LIL OL MISUNDA STOOD T9E WAS LEFT STRANDED IN LA AFTER BEING PUT IN JAIL AGAIN.
MORE ABOUT THAT LATER
JUST TO LET YA KNOW SHE HAS SEEN HER TWO BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRLS
THE CASE FILE WAS FOUND
BUT THE CASE
APPARENTLY ITS STILL IN THE AIR
SO MUCH FOR THE GOVENORS PARDON ISSUED 3 OR 4 YEARS AGO

T9E BROADCASTING FROM ST. PETERSBURG, FL (DA BURG!)
TTFN

Sooo as I was saying...

SO IT HAPPENED THEY DID IT
I WAS ASLEEP ON THE BEACH BECAUSE:
1. I NEEDED FRESH AIR
2. I NEEDED SOME WHERE TO SLEEP
3. THERE WAS NO WHERE ELSE THAT FIT THE BILL TO GO...
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
SO I WAS ASLEEP ON THE BEACH THEN POW
UGH
A FELT A DULL BOW TO MY LEFT FOOT.
OF COURSE I WAS ANGRY PRETTY CUSHIONY AND COMFORTABLE YELLOW QUEEN SIZED COMFORTER AND PURPLE SLEEPING BAG OVER HEAD. YES BUT THE [PAIN
OH
OH
WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE
BEFORE I COULD PULL THE BLANKET DOWN AND PUT MY DUKES UPS
HE SAID
THOSE HEINOUS WORDS

"THIS IS THE POLICE"

RUN RIGHT

BUT THEN

SPLAT SPLAT

TO MY SURPRISE

SUUR PRISE SURPRISE SAID GOMER PYLE STYLE)

MY PERIOD STARTED

SO BLOOD IS SPLATTERING ON MY FOOT

SO I'M TRYING TO ASK FOR AN EXCUSE AND GIVE MY USUAL EXPLANATION.

THE ONLY THING HE MANAGED TO LET ME SAY ...

"SO I SAY WHAT ARE YOU BOTHERING ME FOR THIS IS LA WITH ITS MILLIONS OF HOMELESS TO BOAST AND ITS HUNDREDS ON THIS BEACH , (SANTA MONICA)

YEAH WE TAKE EM IN ALL THE TIME AND THE COME BACK.

IF ONLY I KNEW TH ATS WHAT THE AGREEMENT WAS FOR SLEEPING ON THE BEACH.

SURE YOU CAN STAY IF YOU LET THE COPS RUN YOU IN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

I HAD BEEN SLEEPING THERE FOR 3 NIGHTS.

PS I'M STILL SICK

WORSE BECAUSE THAT LITTLE CONVERSATION LEAD TO 4 MONTHS IN JAIL ( WHICH IS WHAT CHRONICALS IS ABOUT MY POOR TREATMENT AND THE IGNORING OF MY GOVERNORS PARDON)AFTER WHICH I WAS SUDDENLY AWAKENED ONE DAY AND TOLD TO GET UP YOUR BEING RELEASED. UNBEKNOWNGST TO ME I WAS BEING SENT TO A MENTAL HEALTH INSTITUTION.

FOR WHAT... ON 03/31/07

AND I QUOTE

"...

"JADA SAYS TO POLICE ARE FOLLOWING HER"

HELLO

1. THIS IS JAIL WHERE THE INCIDENT WAS REPORTED

2. I'M AFRICAN AMERICAN THE POLICE FOLLOW YOU REGARDLESS

3. ESPECIALLY IN L.A.

THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER SEEN WHILE BEING BLACK REPORT"

ANYWAY

I'M ALMOST OUT OF TIME

I MUST GIVE THE ZANY DEPRESSING DETAILS TO THE NUT HOUSE

NEEDLESS TO SAY SOMEBODY LIKED ME RIGHT

IT WAS PURE HELL

NO MUCH WORSE

HELL IS PEACEFULL

NONE THE LESS

SO THIS COMMUNAL LIVING HOMELESS SHELTER FOR THOSE ON HARDCORE STREET DRUGS

MASKED AS A MENTAL HEALTH INSTITUTION FOR THE POOR

KIDNAPPED ME.

I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A PSYCHOTROPIC CULT

YOU CAN RELAX IN 3 DAYS YOU'LL HAVE A TRIAL YOU CAN GO OR NOT, IF YOU CHOOSES NO TO GO YOU'LL BE RELEASED IN 14 DAYS.

SO I ASK ANY MANDATORY MEETINGS, MEDICATIONS

NO THE INTAKE WORKER SAYS.

SO 14 DAYS LATER AFTER DEALING WITH PEOPLE URINATING AND DEFECATING ON THEMSELVES TALKING TO THEMSELVES AND THE FLOOR TONS OF 2ND HAND SMOKE SEVERE SICKNESS FROM EACH

FROM WHICH I WAS SO SICK I BEGGED FOR AIR

I BEGGED FOR ANTIHISTAMINE

THEY WOULDN'T I DIALED 911 FOR SMOKE INHALATION

AUGH THE BURNING WAS ATROCIOUS

THEN SUDDENLY BUM RUSHED BY ABOUT 7 MEN (MALE NURSES FOR CRYN' OUT LOUD) AND PUSHED IN TO A "SIDE ROOM"

YOU CALLED THE POLICE YOU DIALED 911. WHEN THIS IS A HOSPITAL.

PLEASE RECALL THEY WOULD NOT HELP MY MEDICAL EMERGENCY. SO THEY GAVE ME A SHOT OF MEDICATION.

A MEDICATION RISPORADAL WAS PRESCRIBED TO ME IN JAIL FOR A SEIZURE AFTER SOME OTHER GIRL ON THE FLOOR HAD THE SEIZURE. SO I REFUSED IT SINCE IT WAS NOT ME. MORE LAWSUITS AND THE REST OF THIS ZANY STORY NEXT TIME!